Zombie Apocalypse

Will you survive the zombie apocalypse?

Yes?

No?
Or you become one of them too? *loser*

Aku tahulah..memang ngarut..tapikan bende ni lar yang aku slalu ' imagine '...cam best je..
Kononnyer, tempat tinggal aku ni kene serang oleh zombie...and bla3...tak mahu story panjang-panjang
jap gi adelah yang kate aku ni teruklah..

Ok..maybe pengaruh movie!
Tapi serious! BEST!
Especially kalau movie tu arahan George A.Romero! Perghhh...
My all time fave zombie movie kan :

hg

•  Shaun Of The Dead

           Best giler! Kelakar meh! Oh, ni British punyer movie...so you guys blh expect lar..heavy jgk lar

           accent diaorang nih...tengok berpuluh-puluh kali pun tak muak..

Details here : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaun_of_the_Dead

*aku nk upload pic tapi lappy aku buat hal pule ish3*

hg

Aku perasan...most zombies ni diaorang cam pasif, muke senget, slow and bengap skit lar
Tapi ade satu zombie movie ni...fuh! zombie siap boleh parkour lagi...blh main machine gun..zombies tu ngaji kat Harvard kot..ha3

And aku juge perasan tentang diet si zombie..
mostly usus and otak..ewww...IKR!
Si zombie ni juge terkenal dengan name " the living dead " , " Brain eater " , " the dead ", " human with no pulse" and etc. ..
And biasenyer theme zombie movies kan..SURVIVAL!

Tapikan logically lah, how long can you survive?

Nak cari antidote lagi...

Nak cari shelter that can keep you safe

Nak cari un-contaminated water supplies and food..

Nak protect yourself dari kene bite ngn zombies gitu...

We all knw kan, once bitten dengan zombies.. you can become one of them..

How zombie is created?
Entah...
Mostly kalau tengok citer-citer zombies, kononnyer, DNA diorang mengalami mutation..bla3..
mostly zombie films ni sci-fi...so kononnyer, science can "explain " everything...
Bullshit lar..

hg

Well, if memang betul berlaku zombies " Outbreak " nih...aku ade jot down a few rules inspired oleh Columbus

( salah satu watak dalam citer Zombieland )

1. Travel Light

Logic lah..time berlaku zombies " outbreak "..takkan nak bawak lagi mende cam buku..katil..pinggan mangkuk ke ape...Just pack a few clothes, gun and shells lar ( kalau ade ok ), makanan and air skit..

Ha3..serious!

2.  Get a kick-ass partner

Hahaha....Columbus memang lucky sebab dapat Tallahasee * mind my spelling *...sebab he really  is a kick-ass partner! Serious, korang nak ke stuck dengan person with an extra legs ( wear crutches ) or someone who is freaking coward and chicken? Sama ada korang mati dulu or dua-dua mati...

3.  Seatbelts

Wah3...fasten ur seatbelt please! It's gonna be a bumpy ride..wooohooo!

Cube elok-elok kawan kau drive kerete, tibe-tibe muncul Boomer entah dari mane..dah la ade big bloated stomach.. and Boomer memang huge..time tu, your friend memang kasi brake mengejut lar...tak ke

tercampak korang keluar dari kereta ( inertia haiyo )...

Mati katak la alamatnyer korang..

* Itulah top 3 rules yang aku suke dalam citer zombieland *

hg

My Survival Rules

( Yang ni aku buat berdasarkan pengalaman aku melalui saat genting melihat zombies dalam movies )

1. Jangan camping kat satu tempat dengan lebih lame

Serious, if you really love your life, pls don't do that...Sebab, the zombies boleh sense korang...diaorang punyer radar..fuh..power meh.. Don't let the stupid face of the zombies tu, fool korang hidup-hidup..
Contohnyer, if korang camping kat hospital, just stay kat situ for 2-3 days, pastu get out..Alang kat hospital tu, amik la ubat-ubat yang bergune...Sama jugak if korang kat gas station...full kan tank korang..pastu load skit dalam tong ke ape..boleh buat supply time emergency nanti..

2.  Stop kat tempat penting

Tempat penting seperti kedai, gas station, and hospital...Avoid berhenti kat rumah orang..Sebab mostly..orang dalam rumah tu dah turned into zombies..So love ur life lar~

3.  Help people but don't trust them completely

Yup! Dalam situasi ini..kawan pun boleh jadi lawan...When people fight for the same thing, blood involves..
well, bukan semua..tapi... mostly...blood here tak bermaksud membunuh or watever..it means betrayal, self-centre, and etc....kite desperate time tu...and we're no angel...I ain't mean tak ade orang baik..ade but how baik is baik? That "baik" orang tu akan lure korang into trusting them...before making you as sacrifice or watever lar...you're the next zombie's lunch..ha3

hg

Hmm..citer punyer citer...zombies akan muncul ke?
Macam vampires A.K.A the blood-sucking creatures memang ade dah...
Tapi in a lot more "mosquitoes" version rather than human version...
Kah kah kah....


Cheers!
Done!

p/s : Entry ni just nak share ngn korang tentang my obession psl zombies...tak de kene mengena dgn yang hidup mahupun yang telah meninggal dunia ( he3..ade actually..MR & MRS Zombies je lah...maaf la deh )..